Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Weekly Don't Do It

Don't tell someone that you run into on a hiking trail that they are "wearing the wrong shoes for this kind of trail." Unless you have $90 that you'd like to give her for the high tech, over-hyped hiking boots you would find appropriate for "this kind of trail." Or unless you DO feel like getting popped in the nose with a very strong, albeit slippery, sole of a tennis shoe.

Filter it, dude. You'll get there.

Weekly Don't Do It

Don't park your car in the sun in Arizona while you go into the coffee shop for your lunch break, and then when you get back into the car, and the scorching heat of your driver's seat sears into your lovely behind parts, don't yell, "HOT BUTT!"

Because you left your window down, and that guy who sits at that one table outside every day just heard you. And now he probably thinks you're friends or something.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Weekly Don't Do It

Self-portrait of you looking in a mirror. It makes us all very sad.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011