iCaved

I really feel like I'm supposed to be talking about the Oscar's, but I forgot to watch them which may or may not be an indication of how important they are to me. However I feel like I'd be doing my SEO a disservice if I didn't mention them, so, you know. Can you believe the OSCAR'S!? Did you see what Angeline Jolie was wearing?! At the OSCAR'S!? Can you even get over that OSCAR UPSET where that one lady beat the other lady in that one category with ACTRESSES at the OSCAR'S? JENNIFER LOPEZ MAKING OUT SCANDAL REVEALING OUTFIT EX-LOVER GEORGE CLOONEY MICHAEL CERA

...the kids like Michael Cera, right? Him?

Now on to your regularly scheduled programming that gets me in the ballpark of at least TWO visits a day that aren't my Dad:

OMG EVERYONE... I got an iPhone yesterday. It was time for my upgrade. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Can you believe I had lived this long with an old Pantech that only texted and called and had no back anymore because I lost it in Mom's car when I was changing the battery that one time? I can't believe all I could do was text and call and take pictures of Jethro, who is much more interesting than all of your babies.

It's not you, Pantech, it's me.

Stay tuned. I'm going to take you on a tour of our new house this week, so you can stalk me in a much more realistic way.